Google (like a lot of companies) has a party at the end of the year.
It's a pretty big event out here, as you can eiamgine it might be in the
middle of silicon valley.

A Google employee posted this to craigslist earlier this week:


The Google holiday party on Friday, December 1st is the premier social
event of the season. Google does pretty well as a company and no expense
is spared. Feel free to drink Johnny Walker Blue Label and hobnob in
style with our famous billionaire owners and invited special VIP guests.

As a long time employee, I am expected to attend but am not currently in
a relationship because of my many work responsibilities. I also am
pretty sexual adventerous (genius types have kinky tastes) and would
like to hook up with the right girl for some somewhat public sex and/or
heavy petting at the party and a possible LTR later.

I am an attractive and successful (see NYSE: GOOG) product manager at
Google, but I live in the city in a pretty swanky city apartment with a
view. I am looking for a smart, articulate, and gorgeous girl to share
the evening with. Formal dress is appreciated and I will definetly be
dressed to impress.

So hit me up with a picture and some information about yourself (saves
me the trouble of looking through your search results in the Google
database) and lets meet up for a drink or two beforehand just to make
sure we are cool with each other.

Cheers!

PS: I cannot make your website come up on the top of the Google search
results, but I can make you cum while on top of the guy who helps to
generate them.