(lp0
S'No help for you!'
p1
aS"Here's some rope"
p2
aS"Why don't you sit down, and I'll get you a nice cup of tea?"
p3
aS'Have you tried using a belt sander?'
p4
aS'Consider a nice, relaxing vacation to Tahiti.'
p5
aS'Maybe a drink or two would quell your frustrations?'
p6
aS"You're doing fine.  You don't need help right now."
p7
a.